Hubby has recently had quite a few doctor and dentist appointments lately. Now to add to that list, he has to go see an eye doctor about a problem he's been having. He and his mother, Jan, have the same eye doctor and when he was telling her that he was going to go see him, she wanted him to make her an appointment as well. Since their appointments are back~to~back, they decided to go together. His mother recently remarried and moved about 2 hours (or more) away. It's a long drive down here so she and her hubby, Jerry decided they would drive down the day before and just stay the night with us. They ended up calling in a pizza for supper from Geno's in LIvermore (delish!! For my local peeps, If you've never had one, you've GOT to get one!) Geno's is my all~time fave pizza place! Anyways, I got distracted there about the pizza ....but later, Jan took her shoe off and was complaining about her foot itching on top. Tim said, "Mom, there some anti~itch cream in that first drawer if you want to use it." She goes and gets the cream out of the drawer. I noticed her reading on the label (old habits die hard, she used to be a nurse). On the label it has the big long "medical" name on it. She looks up with a confused look on her face and says, "Tim, why in the world are you putting vaginal cream on your feet." WHAT??? Vaginal cream??!! To say I laughed would have been the understatement of the year. I hooted and I hollered and then I laughed some more. And I'm STILL laughing. He's a big "macho~man" type of guy and just his look of sheer, utter shock was simply PRICELESS!! It'll be a long time before I get a laugh like that again and I was gonna enjoy every bit of it. Trust me when I say, I won't let him live it down anytime soon. The reason for the cream, may surprise you but it was NOT mine! While he was in Iraq, he started having trouble with his feet. So the doctors over there prescribed him some "ointment" to help. He came back home with one of his duffel bags proudly loaded down with all these little boxes of "ointment". hehe....sorry, STILL laughing here. He probably has like 3 or 4 tubes left but something tells me he'll never use THAT stuff again. Thanks for stopping by! Be good and be pretty and as always... ✻ღϠ₡ღ✻ God Bless ✻ღϠ₡ღ✻ |
HI! My name is Lori and I am a self~ proclaimed agoraphobic and rarely leave my home. My blog is a place for me to come and embrace my Edith Bunker tendencies and to share a few of the things I love. Stories, recipes and crafts, all with a little humor thrown in along the way! ღღ
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